Day Job

The unmentionable depths of procrastination

February 6, 2006

So, I know I’ve got to finish writing three labs for an optical networking course.  I also know that, as a result of some solid work this weekend and even this morning, I’m further along than I thought I’d be at this point. I do, however, want to get draft versions of the labs finished [...]

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An open letter to God (number 2)

September 6, 2005

Dear God, I apologize.  I was obviously expressing too much excitement about my new full-time contract.  You obviously felt it necessary to remind me that no job – also known as "work" – is permitted to be 100% blissful. Thank you, God, for helping me get my husband to his office this morning in a [...]

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What weird world is this?

August 29, 2005

This morning, after I wrote an email to my agent breaking the news about Having A Short Term Job That Will Limit My Time Flexibility Somewhat, I and the other United Way Loaned Representatives converged at our new home. What an odd workplace I found there!  People are smiling!  They don’t look like pasty mole-people!  [...]

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Hurray for good karma!

August 26, 2005

It’s official.  I was introduced this morning at the United Way as a new colleague for this year’s group of Loaned Representatives.  I count myself fortunate; unlike the other LRs, who are "on loan" from their employers for the 16-week campaign period, I am being sponsored by the United Way itself: they have a little [...]

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Leap, and the net will appear

August 25, 2005

In the face of a potentially protracted period of non-income, I have caved and begun to look for a Joe Job to tide me over until Things Are Better.  One of the biggest problems I have with committing to any kind of work is that I need to be extremely flexible.  Flexibility has always been [...]

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At the mercy of a Grade 7 class

March 1, 2005

I did my first trial presentation for Scientists In School this morning.  I bravely faced a room full of Grade 7 students and tried to thrill them with the world of structures and engineering for a full three hours.  It certainly could have been a lot worse. The class was quiet and well-behaved (until they [...]

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Hazards of self-employment…

November 11, 2004

I’ve been considering myself self-employed since the almighty Tornel career ended, and for the most part I am a happier person. I will probably never again, in my life, make as much money as I did there. I don’t care. Being self-employed is lovely. How else, for example, could I have found the time to [...]

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YAYY!

October 29, 2004

I very recently got back from meeting with the fine folks who operate Scientists In School. They are a non-profit organization that goes into elementary schools (up to Grade eight) to deliver half-day sessions aimed at getting kids excited about science. The group is expanding into Ottawa beginning this Spring, and I have been welcomed [...]

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Unengaged – but is that now, or before?

September 29, 2004

On Monday afternoon, I became a free man. Tornel Networks raised its mighty left hand and used to it write a termination letter that was served to me at about 2 p.m. "Awww," you’ll say, "the layoff fairy finally came!" Nope. This sack of crap got his bad self fired. I did something very stupid [...]

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Another subtle example of subversive workplace idiocy

August 20, 2004

Tornel Networks is in the midst of a marketing campaign that, like most of its marketing campaigns, is primarily seen by people who are inside Tornel buildings. This campaign features a wide range of artsy pseudo-60s photos, labeled with catch-words drawn in an artsy pseudo-60s font.  These catch-words dominate the ads; examples of the words [...]

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